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· Music round-up: She Wants Revenge with Brazilian Girls at Avalon, The Lady Tigra at Spaceland; Stellastar and Monsters are Waiting at Troubadour.
· Last Comic Standing's Rich Voss and Chris Porter do CollegeHumor's weekly Wednesday night show at the Hollywood Improv. We're told you'll be let in for free if you shoot off an e-mail to guestlist[at]comedyjuice.com ahead of time.
· Bachelor-related ABC reality show recidivist Jen Schefft signs Better Single Than Sorry: A No-Regrets Guide to Loving Yourself & Never Settling at Vroman's. We feel empowered to forever give up on the idea of chasing ill-fated love on TV just by reading that title.