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That's it! Back in your cages, you lot. The free comment amnesty is now officially closed. Further requests for invites will be ignored. For those who sent in your comment invite request, what follows is the sum total of our tech support response: (1) If you haven't received your invite by tomorrow, check your spam filters. (2) If you have an invite but can't seem to log in properly, check to make sure your web browser has cookies enabled. If none of these things work, you might try reflecting on why God hates you so much.