• Paula Abdul isn't doing such a great job as American Idol judge. She slurs her words on national TV and has even admitted to a dependence on painkillers. And let's face it: she's never been known for her singing skills, so what gives her the right to judge others? Yeah, she definitely needs to be replaced. BY COURTNEY LOVE. [Us Weekly]
  • Miss USA admits to Matt Lauer that yes, she inhaled. [Page Six]
  • Better a firecrotch than a smallwienercrotch, Brandon Davis. [Gatecrasher]
  • K-Fed holds out for more go-away money from Britney. [Scoop]
  • Tyra Banks continues to tell us all about how not fat she is. [Hollywood Tuna]