Taking 'Drea to task for employing hyperbole is, of course, like spanking a fish for swimming. That being said, though, we were a little taken aback when we came to this line in today's column (a celebration of Kevin Federline's parental skills):

The competition for worthy parent is admittedly sparse. However, the winner of this prize is easy to spot. Hint: It's not the one who's been photographed, repeatedly, falling out of cars onto her bare and bruised pudenda.

Ouch.

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