Remember Susan Seligson, the author of thinky boob treatise Stacked, who said that her 32DDDs "never ceased to render men instantly stupid?" Well, even though we'd questioned Seligson's rackiness, the rendering men stupid thing seems to be true. Evidence? Her book has one of the most glowingly nonsensical blurbs we've ever read, from none other than he-man woman-hater Norman Mailer.

I always thought beautiful breasts were there just to behold and hold, but Susan Seligson set me straight. Breasts are there to write about. I don't know how adolescents will take to Stacked, but we Golden Agers are here to take the turns on the trip she offers.

And what a long, dangly, strange trip it's been, too. Yuck.

Earlier: Is Stacked Author Susan Seligson Padding Her, Uh, Resume?