Great Moments in Journalism are submitted by readers, and can be sent to this address. Today's Moment comes from the Cooper Point Journal, the student newspaper of Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. It concerns the recent spate of inclement weather they've experienced in the Pacific Northwest. The rain has put our correspondent in a deeply reflective mood ("Like so many of my generation, I've been there and done that in high school. When I die, it'll be with scars that come from living without armor."), and it provides us with this keeper:

Mother Nature has been fucking Olympia for days; the ground and air and my beard are all saturated in the juices of her shrieking, glorious orgasm.