Alex Kuczynski's Vacuumed Ass Sits At The Front Of The Plane
Plastic surgery disaster Alex Kuczynski appeared on "The Colbert Report" last evening: here's the clip. It's amusing (or at least Colbert's end is) and nothing more, but a few things you may want to note:
- It's pronounced "koo-jin-skee," which means we'll have to stop calling her "The Cooze" around the office.
- The Kooj doesn't fly coach.
- We're detecting some subtle movement in the forehead area. It's hard to spot, but it's definitely there. So maybe she really is off the horse for good.