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Open All Night has pictures of John Travolta at a G'Day L.A. event, featuring the Wild Hogs star sporting a dense, healthy head of amber locks that serve to accentuate his trademark widow's peak. But take the unforgiving eye of a professional camera lens, and pair it with an online editor's itchy zoom finger, and the honeycomb-nylon-mesh signs begin to tell another story: that of an actor in over his balding head, beholden to a shadowy organization who drains him of financial resources in exchange for the promise of never divulging the deeply personal and potentially embarrassing information they keep on file. Yes, joining the Hair Club for Men is easy; it's getting out that can prove to be damn near impossible.