Dina Lohan got fingerbanged under the table at Kobe Steak. We're just trying to help you with your New Year's Resolution to lose weight, ok? [Page Six]
Eastsport was just the beginning: the MisShapes will continue to nurture their indie cred by designing a line for H&M (maybe). [Papermag]
Just what Britney needs: another mouth to feed. [UsWeekly]
Rosie O'Donnell is angling for a ride on the Sybian. [Rosie]
Apparently we are supposed to care about David Beckham and the skeletal boobstick that follows him around now that they're moving to our country. [USA Today]
You're really dying to find out more about the Screech sex tape, right? [TMZ]
Pete Doherty attacks paparazzi with a guitar, all whilst keeping a lit cig in his mouth. So punk rock. [Daily Mail]
Christy Turlington Burns is writing a pilot for her husband to direct. It's about the fashion industry, and it's going to prove forever that said industry is not "trite." [WWD]
