Great Moments in Journalism: Molest. M-O-L-E-S-T. Molest.
Great Moments in Journalism are submitted by readers, and can be sent to this address. This Moment came from an article in the Times over the weekend concerning the Voluntary Disclosure Form, a record of a suspect's statement to police after an arrest "despite a constitutional right to remain silent that is ingrained not only in criminal law, but also in popular culture." Check the lede:
The "Beast of Broadway," as the tabloids call him, a successful actor, has been accused of sexually abusing a 15-year-old girl. But his grade-school teacher would be proud of him in at least one respect: He is a good speller.
He probably did okay on "Plays well with others" too.