According to Yoko's krazy chauffeur, Sean Lennon once called pops a "wife-beater." [NYDN]
Hot tip: don't ever ask Whitney Houston to store something for you. [NYPost]
With ninja-like deftness, Ben Widdicombe manages to imply that Hugh Dancy seduced Claire Danes and caused her split with Billy Crudup and that Dancy likes dudes in the same item. [Gatecrasher]
Britney Spears keeps it classy, flaunting her cottage cheese thighs on the high seas. [TMZ]
Angelina Jolie's drug buddy Marilyn Manson is widely rumored to be boning barely legal Evan Rachel Wood. How does this dude get chicks again? He is like the Adam Duritz of the 00s. [UsWeekly]
Please excuse the folk art Photoshop. Richard is out this week. We promise not to draw coke coming out of anyone's nose.
