Only Skin? Pocketful of Money Brings These Tees To Your Yellow House
Tired of riding the L train back in forth clad in your nondescript Gap-wear, never catching the eye of that soulful tattooed hottie who doesn't even bother to look up at you from her copy of Let the Northern Lights Erase Your Name? Help is at hand: This Craiglist post promises instant indie cred:
Find yourself coveting those other hipsters wearing better band t-shirts than yours because they're from that tour BEFORE the band hit it big or got that primo review on Pitchfork? Want to look like you've been "in the know" and a "scene fixture" for years instead of just a few months? Here's a quick and easy solution for you. I have far too many shirts that I never wear just taking up room in my closet.
Items include a shirt that was "actually from the McSweeney's store when it was in Park Slope," a couple of John Vanderslice numbers, and the all-important Ted Leo tee "from the first Shake the Sheets tour." Get in touch with this guy today and you'll be so knee-deep in hipster ass it'll take you weeks to get the Tar by Comme des Garcons smell off.
Indie kids/hipsters/Pitchfork readers: Instant cred indie band shirts! [Craigslist, via Stereogum]
