HuffPo Kid Kisses Ass Like HuffPo Adult
When I heard that Nancy Pelosi was third in line to be president, I asked my mom, "So if Bush got impeached and Cheney had an accident hunting, she'd be president?''
This week, I went to a tea for her with Arianna and my mom. As soon as I walked into the Mellon Auditorium, I noticed that the ballroom was adorned with flowers.
That's Della Turque-Henneberger, HuffPo blogger and ten-year-old. (And, presumably, the kid of someone famous). Note the Cheney joke in the first line; pretty savvy for a child who's just reached the double digits (and as funny as anything else on HuffPo). We hate to suggest that this little girl didn't compose this whole post herself, but a line like "When you're with Arianna, it is hard to walk around because everyone stops her to say, 'Oh, I love your blog!'' or something.'"? C'mon, that's the kind of HuffPo sycophancy you usually associate with grown-ups like Nora Ephron. Who's writing this shit, George Clooney?
