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What a remarkable coincidence! That's the exact same resolution we made! Well, not really; ours, as you know, had to do with not making any more bullet-pointed lists. Courtney Love's resolutions, all 53 of which were posted on her website, MoonWashedRose.com (Stevie Nicks already had the CrushedVelvetPentagram domain, damn her) are in the form of just such a list. They're pretty reasonable, if a little Lohanny in the spelling department:

* Have a happy satisfied child and family * sell the pony get a new horse * try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there * cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap * chant for Hillary to win * learn an asian language * dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself. * have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away * DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN * hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy * know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily * LEARN TO DRIVE * STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP * another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts * dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds * stay pissed off at the world for song usage * no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

Actually, we're pretty impressed. Between learning an Asian language, learning to drive, and tending to Kurt's spirit, it's clear that Courtney won't settle for merely being adequite.

[MoonWashedRose via R&M (2nd item)]