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We've often found ourselves scanning Craigslist following a series of blatantly illegal driving maneuvers on that breezy little Long Island thoroughfare known as Hempstead Turnpike, hoping against hope that someone - anyone - with two breasts and a vagina bore witness to our courage. Sometimes in this crazy world, things just seem to work out the way we need them to.

You are daring in many ways....first your choice in a late night snack and the second in how you drive.

Who knew our destiny lay in Franklin Square?

The Guy On Hempstead TPK In Truck - W4M - 27 [Craigslist]