Short Ends: Richard Simmons Is Off On A Lindsay Hunt
· If you can do your best to ignore TMZ's 101 Thinly Veiled Homophobic Adjectives (yes, we get it—he's gay), there are just so many things both simultaneously right and wrong with this chance encounter between Richard Simmons and a jolly green paparazzi giant, we simply had to share.
· Shmuel Tennenhaus, everyone's favorite tribe member and YouTube talking head activist, is calling for an all-out boycott of the next season of The Apprentice. You know what, Shmuel? We're with you! Unless it happens to be on and we're home and bored.
· Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's 1-year-old daughter, Violet, has been baptized. At the behest of the parents, it took place in a custom made, giant Starbucks to go cup.
· James Brown will be laid out on the stage of the Apollo from 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday for fans to pay their last respects. We're going to go out on a limb and rechristen the day after that James Brown Laid Out on the Apollo Stage YouTube Nirvana.
· The script might read "...and he's quiet," but when it's Matt Damon in the role, you know that quiet is going to be a dreamy, thinking man's quiet.
· Are we happy there's a blog devoted entirely to Squid? Why, yes. Yes we are.