Great Moments in Journalism 2006: Commodified Piece of Twat
Great Moments in Journalism are submitted by readers, and can be sent to this address. Our stroll down memory lane for the year's Greatest Moment reminded us of a few folks we had somehow forgotten. After the jump, we reintroduce you to Gary Miller, the NYU student who thinks that, if you have a vagina and go to clubs, you're a whore.
You girls are not humans inside a club; you're commodities, like bottles of vodka, to be sold. And you unknowingly consent to this. A club's success can hinge on the amount of girls inside. They sell you — you're why guys pay to get in. To me, this is an extremely backward practice in our progressive country. But this position as a commodity is exactly what you girls crave, isn't it? It plays right into your insecurities — it gives you a sense of importance and worth that you probably don't find elsewhere. The truth is that you girls want as much attention as possible, short of becoming prostitutes, right? Don't worry, Kanye West said it's okay to be self-conscious.