I'm Bitter Ex-Dot-Commer and I'll be your Valleywag editor today.
A little about me: I'm a Leo and I come here often. I like pina coladas, but I'm just as happy to chug Robitussin if the occasion calls for it. I'm from San Francisco, but I've been festering in New York for the past five years.
What I'm looking for: A good time. Wait, wrong site. What I'm looking for: Juicy tips.
You know you got 'em. Talk to me at tips@valleywag.com