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The I Heart Brooklyn Girls pinup calendar traffics in some lovely, half-naked stereotypes of various Brooklyn neighborhoods at different points in history—Miss Bay Ridge (1985) looks like she's auditioning for Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video and Miss Williamsburg (2002) looks like a Suicide Girl—though some of the images perplexed us. Why does Miss Ditmas Park (1905) look like a high-class hooker? And more important, why is Miss Park Slope from 2017? Is she some kind of Dov Charney fantasy of what the tots of Park Slope will look like when they hit puberty? Ew.

I Heart Brooklyn Girls: The Calendar [I Heart Brooklyn Girls via Brooklyn Record]

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