'Post': $560 Per Oz. Pot "Most Expensive In City History?"
Today, an article in the Post indicated that marijuana procured from the crime syndicate headed up by recently nabbed (jeez, "nabbed"? We need to go on a Post diet) "diamond-studded, bling-wearing" kingpin Orlando Torres was the most costly ever at $560 per ounce. Hmm. We're too high on schwag to figure out whether this is actually true, but we figure that someone out there reading this is a big pothead who likes the fancy stuff (you know, maybe). So let us know. If it turns out that the Post is wrong about something, we give up on the whole Santa = real thing too.
Update: Omg, the Post was wrong!
Here's the final word, from the most coherent of the many who tipped:
Just for the record, most weed of this caliber sells for $600 an ounce an up all day long. Tell ya the truth $560 is a good deal. You could buy that, sell 1.5g's for $50 and still turn a profit and get yourself some free bong hits. (The math: you get 18 1.5g's from a standard 28g oz. 18 x $50=$900 .... 900gross-560cost=$340 profit per ounce) Same with Diesel, another popular brand. And it's not called Purple Haze, it's just Haze, what dipshits. Not to mention, it's the Kush that is killing shit right now, selling for upwards of $8k a pound. Not that I would be an expert of anything, just sayin'.