Why Did They Take Away Our Miss USA?
Being huge dorks of Project Runway, we'd grown fond of young Miss USA, Tara Conner, even though she is famous ("famous")* for winning the pageant that's the "Bite-Size Frosted Wheat" to Miss America's "Frosted Mini-Wheats." We liked how good of a sport she was on the show, and also how she got fake-accented Malan Breton (who, it's been observed, watches Miss Saigon while twirling a baton) kicked off for, basically, saying that his dress looked like literal poo (it did). Anyway, news comes by way of TMZ that the speculation can end: Tara is officially being asked to step down as Miss USA, since she's been deemed guilty of all too vague "inappropriate behavior." The Post quotes a source as saying that her clubbing at spots like Stereo with people like VJ-jay Damien Fahey (wha? we take the nice stuff back) "makes Paris Hilton look like a baby." Uh, isn't that a good thing when you're famous for looking hot in a bikini? Well, whatever. We still want more details, so we're putting it to you:
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Runner Up To Become Miss USA [TMZ]
Miss USA 'Fire' Storm [NYP]
* (we're calling this out as 'bad lingo' so you don't have to)