Great Moments in Journalism are submitted by readers, and can be sent to this address. Okay, kids, end of the week, poll up later, you know the drill. Today's Moment is sort of a chip shot, as it comes from the pen of Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams, but come the fuck on:

PETER Boyle ascended up to Santa's heavenly workshop at almost the same time the Golden Globes nominations came down. Our last conversation, in March of this year, we talked awards. Peter said: "Oh, no way I'd ever go to one of those events and sit through that long thing. I'll watch it on TV. At home. In my slippers. And have a restful night." May he now have a restful forever.

Our grasp on theology is tenuous at best but, you know, come the fuck on.

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