Kunkelfruit Now More Than Just Derogatory Nickname for 'Indecision' Author
In last year's hypedest literary debut, Indecision, there's a part that the Kunk wrote when he was totally high that goes,
When you eat from this fruit then whenever you put your hand on a product, a commodity, an article, then, at the moment of your touch, how this commodity came into your hands becomes plainly evident to you. Now there is no more mystification of labor, no more of a world in which the object arrives by magic — scrubbed, clean, no past, all of its history washed away.
And now, this fruit exists — in wiki form, thanks to an enterprising NY-based nonprofit. Yup, Kunkelfruit. It's like Wikipedia for how things are made and, once there are more than a handful of articles, it seems like it might actually be sort of cool and/or useful. We're impressed that someone actually made something from Kunkel's book a reality; we're hoping that this means a major pharmaceutical company will soon start manufacturing Abulinix, the novel's fictional indecision-curing drug. We could use some of that shit; it'd keep us from having to waste so much time trying to determine whether to deem Kunkel "only hot compared to Foer brothers hot" or "only if you have some kind of flip flop fetish hot."
Earlier: Ben Kunkel's Indecisiveness Alienates Wealthy Patroness