Kevin Federline's Hamburger-Flipping Adventures To Be Subject Of New Reality Series
As Britney Spears continues on her gum smacking, vagina-flashing, Jager-Bomb-slamming party exploits with "Auntie Paris" (as her children have been explicitly instructed to now refer to the new blonde lady in their lives who keeps ashing into their plastic Cheerios containers), suddenly Kevin Federline comes off looking not so bad. He's kept a low profile in the three weeks since the break-up, surfacing only in some wholesome Thanksgiving photos at Shar Jackson's house with nary a cornrow or wayward nutsack in sight, and now the Us Weekly blog informs us he's keeping busy with a reality show project in the works:
"It's true," [House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth] Crear tells Us, adding that he just started negotiations with partner Billy Rainey and Kevin Federline's manager on Monday. "We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him." [...]
"Kevin doesn't dislike or hate Britney," Crear tells Us. "The show will show him for who he is but [will] not smear her. It was just a marriage that didn't work out, but it will show who he is beyond that."
Shower door evidence to the contrary, it's admirable that Federline is at least trying to take the high road. It's worth noting, however, his choice of House of Carters producer Crear, a series whose most compelling moment involved a steelcage smackdown between its two poptard brother stars stemming from a festering resentment over the conniving woman who once got between them: Paris Hilton. We'd suspect the notorious Hollywood supervillainess will find a way of provoking yet more carnage on this series as well, perhaps by engaging in a tug-of-war battle with Federline on the sidewalk outside Hyde over the fate of her new pet project, resulting in a grievously injured Spears to berate them both by shouting, "You done and gone ripped my arms clear off, y'all!"