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Now that we've all had time to digest the hidden brilliance of Britney's high school essay on Antigone, it's time to turn our attention to Jason Alexander (remember him?), Britney's 55-hour husband, whose attempts to stay in the spotlight are approaching Shar Jackson levels. In this exclusive interview he gave to the UK Sun, we learn that he's writing a book about his and Britney's adventures. And what a book it promises to be!

Jason has written a book about growing up with Britney in Louisiana. And he has promised to lift the lid on their sex life. He said: "I have done the first treatment of the book. It's a about a small town guy and all the crazy events that happened. It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows. It's about the marriage, my friendship with Britney and all the lines in between. Britney knows about it. There are things in the book that will upset her. There will be things in the book she will be mad at. It's all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that's been going on. It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that's what people want to know about. It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like."

The prose, we're sure, will be stunning.

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