If you're lucky enough to be on the Kushner Companies' Christmas card list, you'll have received this lovely holiday missive, along with - wonders of synergy! -a one year subscription to the New York Observer, "purchased on your behalf by your friends at the Kushner Companies." (Wow, we hope they got a deal on that.) While the best part of this gift is that they may not even have to fulfill the whole year's order, we are comforted to know that at least all of Pa Kushner's pals in the joint will be able to enjoy the continuing adventures of George & Hilly during those long prison nights.

Earlier: Gawker's coverage of the Kushners