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Inspired by yesterday's candid photos of Britney Spears taken just moments after a sensual, romantic encounter with Paris Hilton's heated bucket seat, WebJunk.tv shares a video of Jessica Simpson introducing her performance of "God Bless America" (we think—we actually didn't hear a word she said), and captured by an enthusiastic amateur in the crowd who maximized his camera's zooming feature by dizzyingly returning over and over to the singer's plainly visible undercleavage. It's a touching video keepsake, rendered even more precious by mercifully stopping short of Simpson's actual singing, and with her fur-trimmed Santawear, sure to enhance any e-mail greeting cards you may be putting together this holiday season.