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The Kaiju Shakedown blog points us to this ad for a Fuzhou hospital that has seemingly engaged the unauthorized endorsement services of Prison Break star Wentworth Miller to advertise their ability to quickly cure the prostate problems of the local populace. The Fox marketing team's various promotional efforts on behalf of the show should make us all suspicious that the strange ad is part of a viral campaign preparing the Chinese people for the show's arrival in their country, and that once translated, its fine print warns viewers that if they don't tune in to The Glorious Escape of the Innocent Bald-Head, an ex-convict will arrive at their home to massage their prostates until their television-watching habits are properly adjusted.