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Slapping some sloppy white coke lines on a photo of Lindsay Lohan's nostrils and saying that you're parodying reviled gossip blogger Perez Hilton isn't funny. It's like making "your mom's a whore" jokes about someone whose mom is, in fact, a whore. Slapping some pink stars on a photo of Paris Hilton and saying that you're parodying Trent "Pink is the New Blog," however, totally is funny — especially when you back it up with hilariously retarded faux-gossip from the future like, for example, the straight-to-DVD release of a movie about "What happens when a child's wish leads to a wacky karmic mix-up that causes a mediocre 35 year-old actor to switch bodies with an overdramatic eight year-old girl who dreams of being the biggest rock star in the whole wild world?" and a story about how Tim Gunn, thought to be "queerer than a three-way between Oscar Wilde and Wham!" is actually straight. Check it out, Beeyotches!!!

Too Much Information: Blogs Are The New Gay [SpazOutNY]