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According to this classy (albeit flash-marred) bathroom stall ad, "A Durex penis is a superpower in your pants." Okay, well, not getting chicks knocked up or polluting them with your STDs is kind of a superpower, but what other superpowers would you even want your penis to have? Not invisibility, that's for sure. Controlling the weather might come in handy. But . . . for the penis? We guess we'll just have to cut it out and see what happens.

Durex Makes Superhero Cutouts for Your Little Friend [Adrants]