Rosie's Blog is the Best? That's Retarded!
Today, Frank Sennett writes that he has researched and compiled the best celebrity blogs out there, and that Ro's comes out on top. We beg to differ. While we've been fascinated and entertained by Rosie's poetic stylings (who can forget the classic "in the karan loft/no less/barbra can u hear me/i am going to philly"?) we're not sure that writing free verse and being delightfully unashamed of banality ("i am watching lost/the cliff notes it seems/being a newbie/i am lost") should be all that qualifies someone to be "America's Next Top Blogging Celebrity," especially when the competition includes gems like David Byrne's blog and turds like Moby's.
And that's just the tip of the overlooked celeb blogger iceberg. We have a bone to pick with you, Frank Sennett. Sure, Rosie posts much more frequently, but she cannot even try to front on the obvious superiority of this celebrity blogauteur:
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know.
(Hint: it's not Harry Shearer.)
