Newspaper Circulation Up in Vapid Model Demographic!
A high-living (seriously, he's always high) tipster writes to us regularly about his fancy lifestyle, gushing about the posh clubs he's professionally obligated to scope out. We'll leave it to you to guess at his identity. One hint: he's quite the Hottie. Anyway, he was at swanky 205 last night, and he overheard this memorable snippet of dialogue from a woman he succinctly describes as "a model:"
"I read in that newspaper thing that . . . "
Haha, awesome! But substances seem to have had their way with our tipster's recall, as he can't remember the rest of the model's sentence. Help us guess the newspaper thing in question, and the context. This is a tricky one, so vote carefully.