Just one of the first of what we fear will be many O.J. parodies in the days, and weeks. to come. At least this one's marginally amusing. [McSweeney's]
A tipster reports that this is a student film featuring Julia Allison. It doesn't really look like her, at all, but that might make it more interesting. Or something. [YouTube]
With their guide to the Victoria's Secret fashion show models, Radar attempts to convince us that straight men work there. [Radar]
It's Gramercy Park Day here at Gawker, and we leave you with the news that the long-anticipated Park Chinois restaurant may not open, leaving a gaping hole in both Ian Schrager's hotel and the hearts of the hordes. [Eater]
