Shattering Your Dreams Dept: Kramer is a Racist

Seinfeld's Kramer, aka Michael Richards, offended some audience members with racial-themed jokes at a comedy show on Friday, TMZ reports. Maybe his nuanced humor just flew over oversensitive audience members' heads? Uh, maybe: here's some of what Richards is quoted as saying.
"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!"
Guess Kramer isn't such a nutty nice guy after all. Related: hot ladies do not often sleep with stand-up comedians, not a lot of people who live on the Upper West Side drive cars, and "shrinkage" is actually just a really lame excuse.