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The Weak Nights blog had some fun with the 100% legal, identity-thieving-lite leisure activity of plugging famous people's names into the California Unclaimed Property Search website, and seeing what sorts of outstanding credits might be lying in wait of any celebrity broke enough to consider bothering retrieving them. Among the stunners: Kimberly Stewart has actually earned wages (presumably for having done work of some kind!), Perfect Strangers bought Balki a house in Malibu, and Linda Evangelista is still not getting out of bed for less than $10,000. (Well, definitely not for less than $40.) Enjoy perusing the gallery of unwitting beneficiaries, then plug in your own favorite stars to find out who's too busy lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills to collect a two-figure residuals check for some long-forgotten Baywatch Nights extra work.