Eva Longoria Dispels Baseless Rumor Of Making Interesting Career Choice
If you had told us that there was a way that something could make us even less interested in Eva Longoria's acting career than we already are, we would (as is the expected outcome of rhetorical constructions like this one) have declared you crazy. But a story in which the red carpet ubiquity unwisely dispels the rumor that she was planning to explore the erotic possibilities of Beyonc 's ample thighs in a movie project described as a female Brokeback Mountain has done what we previously thought impossible, nudging our Longoria interest-level from "generally find it hard to give a shit about anything she does" to absolute zero. We do, however, reserve the right to express a grudging concern for her well-being if either a freak accident or a bitchy co-star displeased with her wardrobe trailer etiquette on the set of Desperate Housewives results in bodily injury, as such stories are not technically career-related.
