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· Lapsed Catholic Tom Cruise is encountering a number of obstacles from the Italian Church for his upcoming wedding, who don't seem particularly interested in letting a divorced Scientologist have a recognized Catholic ceremony. He'll probably have to just settle for a simpler Scientology affair, which entails Cruise standing before at least two witnesses in sailor suits and repeating the vow "I enslave you" three times to his war bride, who will then mumble her assent through a solid-gold ball gag.
Guess the crazy: "Do I believe in spirits that haven't passed over? Yes I do. Especially in places where there is a lot of violence, like in castles from the medieval times. Do I believe in possession? Not so sure. Do I believe in good angels? Yes. Do I believe they are in dog form? Yes I do." Hint: It's not Anne Heche.
NBC launched a new comedy site today. (Dot Comedy, get it? Yay internets!) The good news: It looks like they put a lot more effort into it than Defaker. The bad news: There's actually a section called Viral Vidz. We bet that name tested really well with people who self-identified as "not yet sick of watching Lazy Sunday."
We hope that we're not actually breaking this news to you, but 60 Minutes' Ed Bradley died. Improbably, Mike Wallace continues to live.
· Ten out of ten comedians not featured on Tourgasm agree: Dane Cook wildly successful, not funny.