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We're not sure we've ever seen a political candidate so desperate for votes that he'd claim to be kinda, sorta Jewish, but Republican Senate hopeful John Spencer (don't worry, tomorrow you can go back to thinking, "The Blues Explosion guy?") clearly needs some kind of Election Day miracle to compete with Hillary's Jewish step-great-grandfather.

Spencer: "Effectively the Orthodox Candidate" [NYDN]