In an otherwise ho-hum story about Dancing With the Stars in today's NYT, nestled amidst the quotes from senior citizens and people who run DWTS message boards, are some choice words from none other than the Hedgehog himself. Who knew Ron Jeremy was so into clothed television?

"They have such poise and determination and motivation; it's a welcome addition to the kind of thing you see on television that they call reality but that really isn't."

The deep thoughts only get deeper from there.

"Can you imagine being in the pitch meeting," he added, "when someone came in and said they wanted to do a show about ballroom dancing?"

Funny, we thought the same thing about the Surreal Life.