Remainders: Donatella Versace Likes Makeup
- Donatella Versace wrote Allure: Confessions of a Beauty Editor? Funny, she doesn't look like a beauty editor. [R&M]
- Conde Nast's new site for teenage girls is called Flip. Yawn. [AnimalNY]
- George Michael's got a new video! [YouTube]
- Scarlett Johansson's breasts look both droopy and perky at the same time. Also, she's wearing a toga. [Go Fug Yourself]