A reader alerted us to this delightful video of yarmulked Observer owner Jared Kushner delivering a speech at the dedication of a new Chabad building at Harvard. (For the non-Jews in the room, Chabad tries to bring non-observant Jews back into the fold, mostly with free food.) In addition to Jared's charming haute-New Jersey accent, he also delivers this gem:

"There are very few women who will cook a fresh batch of chicken soup and deliver it in the winter to a dorm room because she heard from my roommate I was sick with the flu."

Ladies, take note.