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A Defamer operative out on his late afternoon Jamba Juice break probably didn't expect to come face-to-face with Hollywood greatness on Halloween, but that's exactly what happened, prompting him to file this brief report of his brush with the Queen of Child Actresses (who disappointingly seems to have recycled her costume for a recent charity event) yesterday:

On Oct 31 at around 4:30 pm Dakota Fanning was with her mother or assistant? Purchasing a fruit smoothie at the Jamba Juice in Studio City by the Ralph's on Ventura and Vineland. She was dressed in a Snow White costume and when her order was ready, the employee at the counter asked her if she was working on any films. Dakota replied "I have a movie called Charlotte's Web coming out in December."

Fanning politely thanked him for her drink, then turned to her handler, subtly gesturing towards the inquisitive employee with her delicate, red-bowed head. Before the clerk knew what was happening, Fanning's escort jumped over the counter and violently thrust his wrist into a nearby blender, poised her finger over the puree button, and politely, but firmly, asked that he "apologize to Dakota for not being acceptably up-to-date on her current projects," a request with which he was more than happy to comply.