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And we are here to bring you her every word. If you can't want to hear about reshaping the privates and the lip-plumping-gone wrong that finally convinced her to cold turkey, this clip from WNBC this morning is for you.

Meanwhile, New York Observer's The Transom surveys the scene at Alex's book party. There, her husband seems to have an idea why Alex doesn't feel so good about cosmetic surgeries, right?

"People who are confident tend to do better and have better luck than people who don't feel good about themselves," said Ms. Kuczynski's mega-investor husband, Charles Stevenson. "So I think cosmetic surgery has a positive contribution to make."

If cosmetic surgery can't help chicks with low self esteem, what's the point?

After the jump, recent Gawker contributor Lloyd Grove considers going under the knife himself.

Recently unemployed Daily News gossip columnist Lloyd Grove is willing to try new things. "I was hoping to run into some plastic surgeons here tonight," he said. "At this stage, I know could use some tightening around the jowls, and I'd like to get my breasts done." Ms. Kuczynski said she wishes Mr. Grove would give some serious consideration to at least one slice. "He's a very handsome man, but Lloyd does have a mole on his cheek that I've been asking him to have removed for several years."

That's what friends are for, to point out what your ugly flaws are.

Ugly Side of Beauty [WNBC]
Under the Knife with Alex K and Pals [NYO]