A Valleywag reader claiming to be 'bored at work' {cough} forwarded a Craigslist M4W post. Three paragraphs caught our eye.

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Ok, you have our attention.

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Ha! Indeed.

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That was unwise. Why imply you're 'well-known in my industry' and then post your IM alias?

So what's our industry boy looking for?

Black hair is good. I really like black hair (don't ask me why). Being "sweet" is really important. If you are into Yoga, Zen, or Buddhism then you earn extra points!

Read: Asian. Any Valleywag ladies want to get a pic for us?