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· NBC cuts jobs, drama budgets, and the power to selected offices. It's never been a more exciting time to be a former member of the NBC Universal family.
The MPAA plans to show up at Boy Scout meetings, start smashing iPods, and then hand out some merit badges.
Overlong valet lines: the next human rights tragedy that George Clooney is going to take on. Luckily, a solution might already be in the works, freeing him up to get back to the important work of banging Ellen Barkin.
Chokegate chases the gay-seeming TV doctor out of the closet, surprising only those whose televisions don't get ABC.
Katie Holmes picks out the designer for her wedding shroud.
Did Clint Eastwood address the three-apples-tall elephant in the room?
Now that Madonna's successfully bought that baby she had her eye on, maybe we won't hear from her for a while.
· More Borat news than you can shake an over-the-shoulder neon nut-sling full of junk at.
· Malfunctioning fog machines: Hollywood's hidden danger.