A Cheap, Plastic Token Of Our Appreciation For Your Good Comments
We know that the psychic scars we inflicted with last month's public commenter cancellations were ugly and deep, so as this week draws to a close, let us instead spare the rod and spoil the child by highlighting the comments that gave us a smile, a chuckle, or otherwise pleased us over the past few days. The celebrated receive nothing for this minor recognition, other than the knowledge that we may think twice about deleting them during the next cancellation cycle based on our fond memory of the well-executed bitchery of the past.
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Commenter: KarenUhOh: "They're fucked if those people start choosing the right briefcase."
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Commenter: konstantConsumer: "so, when i thought he was straight, he was a little on the hefty side. but for a gay guy, he's FUCKING HUGE! show some self-restraint, TR."
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Commenter: The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club: "When did Ellen Barkin get a sex change? Weird."
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Commenter: Norma Desmond: "She's going to be very depressed when this kid goes out of style in a few years. He may come back in style again, but it will take at least ten years, so she will have to keep him in the back of her closet for that entire time."
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Commenter: Bufflekins: "Maybe Superman is helping an underage teen deliver a very small baby."
Commenter: raincoaster: "Superboy has found a new hiding place for the miniature Kryptonian city of Kandor!"
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