Eightball Apparently Not Among Parting Gifts Lindsay Lohan Left For Chateau Marmont Staff

Today's Page Six supplies this partial accounting of items left behind by Lindsay Lohan upon finally terminating her long-term, fun-filled residency at the Chateau:
WE HEAR...THAT after Lindsay Lohan moved out of the Chateau Marmont, found among mounds of designer clothes in her suite were copies of the New York Post, a collection of worn-out BlackBerries, and a bottle of Tanqueray.
Were you expecting to read that the cleaning staff happened upon a forgotten two-pound bag of blow underneath one of those mounds of freebie clothes? Don't be ridiculous, she'd never be that wasteful—we're sure Lohan spent her last night as a Chateau guest clutching a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill, re-sniffing over every surface (coffee table, toilet tank, Gideon Bible, what have you) in that suite upon which she blew a rail, making sure that every last grain of powder was leaving with her.