• Dumbo continues to celebrate itself via a four-day dance extravanganza featuring a whole lot of dance companies, troupes and choreographers. Can't afford tonight's $100-per-person gala? Pose as a bar attendant. [NY Mag]
  • Nina Hartley, porn star and registered nurse (surely that comes in handy in more ways than one), hosts the self-proclaimed naughtiest comedians in New York, which just happen to be celebrity-hating ventriloquists. [Comix]
  • Detroit produces a female techno DJ and the commoners (in the words of the illustrious Charlotte Bocly) are happy, if not surprised. [Flavorpill]