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We'd hoped to get our latest, long-awaited, and much-clamored-for installment of Defamer PartyWatch up for your browsing pleasure on Friday, but technical difficulties (trust us, you don't want the details of how many outsourced programmers were killed) prevented us from posting our new set of party photos while the regrets of the subjects were still fresh. On Thursday night, we sent our photographer to document the vaguely porn-flavored goings-on at the Cabana Club event for Hooking Up: You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again Again, a tell-all tome about where some of your favorite celebrities (like Brad Pitt and Matt LeBlanc, to name two) liked to be touched when they're paying a high-end call girl the touching, lovingly co-authored by erstwhile porn publicist Carly Milne and former Heidi Fleiss BFF Jennifer Young. You can browse our new-fangled photo gallery here. (Just click an image in the gallery to get started.)

And as always, if you'd like us to send someone to your next event and take a couple of pictures as a pretext for guzzling your free booze, drop us a line.