Caption contest: What is Jon "Ponytail" Schwartz thinking?

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Nick Douglas

10/17/06 03:29PM

Filed to: Jonathan Schwartz

The CEO of Sun Microsystems appears in this photo from the New York Times, gazing up at the headline, or trying to tan his forehead with the flourescents, or — what the hell is Jon Schwartz, famous executive blogger and ponytail wearer, doing?

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It's a Shipping Container. No, It's a Data Center in a Box. [NY Times]

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bkkpartyboy Nick Douglas 10/17/06 04:25PM

Holy crap! They've always had a camera in here!?! Forget about the options back dating...I'm really screwed now!!

Paul Montgomery Nick Douglas 10/17/06 03:24PM

"Stupid photographer, of course I can't see the Sun from here so it's a lame visual pun. Now if they'd flown in Teller to stand beside me, that would be funny."

rcrowley Nick Douglas 10/17/06 02:56PM

Jon Schwartz is pictured here checking the top row to make sure there are no IBM or Dell servers in the shipping crate data center.

ResearchZilla Nick Douglas 10/18/06 10:12PM

Schwartz, pictured here against the reflective innner surfact of a Project Blackbox container, rubs his fingers sorely and notes, "funny that my fingers still hurt, I haven't written a line of code in years."